01-29-2014, 02:36 PM
Rant #2- Smelly People/Breath
I hate things that smell. Period. But the difference between 'things' and 'people' is that you can dispose only one of those two. If your trash smells, throw it away. Smelly clothes? Wash them. Etc.. But, with people, you can't dispose them.
Unfortunately.
Like, it just sucks even more when you can't just 'stop' smelling them. Like if you hear music you don't like, put on some headphones or whatever. Something you don't want to see, cover your eyes. Something you don't wanna taste, keep your mouth shut. But, what do you do when you don't want to smell something or in my case someone? Like yeah, you might say, "Cover your nose." Okay. Now, the only other place for me to breathe is my mouth. No way in HELL I'm going to breathe in the putrid smell into my mouth.
Shit, might burn off my ability to taste. I like food. So, no thank you.
Today, I was in class and we had to interact with other students about something. Forgot what it was. You'll find out later why I had such a sudden memory loss.
Anyways, I'm grouped up with 1 girl and 2 boys. We're having a conversation and something keeps tingling in my right nostril. I take a large breath.
Biggest mistake of my life.
This unknown, unclassified smell hit me so hard, it triggered my fucking flight or fight response. This boy's stench was so strong, it felt like he had an Aura of Funk.
I swear I was so confused. The smell pulled out the philosopher in me. I started questioning everything.
What is our purpose in life?
What if there are other humans out there and to them we're aliens?
Where do we go after death?
Is it possible there is another parallel universe?
How do humans, not have the capability to properly smell, normal?
Can we really live forever?
Now I don't mean to be a dick, (yeah, I do) but if you can't properly take a shower, a long, long shower, and just take care of your personal hygiene, stay home.
Please. I beg of you. We beg of you.
Ciao. xx
