01-02-2017, 12:23 PM
Wtf I was working on a project for my business, I had facebook open and this just happened :
(Never had sex with this girl, it's just a recent flirt)
Her:"Hey Happy new year! "
Me:"Wow you're like the first person beside my parents to say this to me"
Her:"Really? :o"
Me:"No I was jking, happy new year too! "
Her:"Haha you're crazy! :p"
Her:"thank youuuuu! Did your year started well?"
Me: (I talk about stuff I have to do for my project and that I work hardcore on it, I just noticed she reacted to "hardcore")
Her:"hardcore, what do you mean?"
Me:"Well it's really technical stuff"
Her:"Yeah like what? "
Me:"I say my stuff in the technical way possible" Then
Me:"Does this turn you on?"
Her:"Yeah i'm all wet under my string..."
Me:"I have paper towel if you want, really absorbant." (Autopilot wtf)
Her:"Yes I would like very much because I put it everywhere"
Me:"Allright but I'm afraid I won't make it in time, I don't own the power of teleportation yet!"
Her:"Rofl I'm disappointed!"
Me:"You speak like you own it, Is this the case?"
Her:"There was a time I did"
Me:"Oh so what did you use your power for?"
Her:"I used it to come at ppl place to fuck!" (ME: Dafuq did I just read hahaha )
Me:"Well if your power come back you can get to my place and give me my massage" (she owes me one from a game between us)
Her:"Yeah or since it won't we can see each other this week?"
Me:"Fine, you come."
Shannooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon !!!
(Never had sex with this girl, it's just a recent flirt)
Her:"Hey Happy new year! "
Me:"Wow you're like the first person beside my parents to say this to me"
Her:"Really? :o"
Me:"No I was jking, happy new year too! "
Her:"Haha you're crazy! :p"
Her:"thank youuuuu! Did your year started well?"
Me: (I talk about stuff I have to do for my project and that I work hardcore on it, I just noticed she reacted to "hardcore")
Her:"hardcore, what do you mean?"
Me:"Well it's really technical stuff"
Her:"Yeah like what? "
Me:"I say my stuff in the technical way possible" Then
Me:"Does this turn you on?"
Her:"Yeah i'm all wet under my string..."
Me:"I have paper towel if you want, really absorbant." (Autopilot wtf)
Her:"Yes I would like very much because I put it everywhere"
Me:"Allright but I'm afraid I won't make it in time, I don't own the power of teleportation yet!"
Her:"Rofl I'm disappointed!"
Me:"You speak like you own it, Is this the case?"
Her:"There was a time I did"
Me:"Oh so what did you use your power for?"
Her:"I used it to come at ppl place to fuck!" (ME: Dafuq did I just read hahaha )
Me:"Well if your power come back you can get to my place and give me my massage" (she owes me one from a game between us)
Her:"Yeah or since it won't we can see each other this week?"
Me:"Fine, you come."
Shannooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon !!!