Journal of a Rocket Surgeon

[DarthSussudio]

So last night while listening to the AM Stage 2 I dreamt that reality tv had reached it's ultimate and only logical conclusion. A gladiatorial combat program that was a combination of Jack Ass and Jersey Shore where a group of friends and strangers battled to the death and acted like idiots. In my dream the producers had things stacked heavily so that I'd be the first to get killed. I had other ideas of course.

EDIT: There were velociraptors involved somehow.