Forbes' Journey in Attracting Pussy & Money (without the weed)

[forbes]

thanks for the update shannon.

day 7

had a crazy dream last night

i was hanging out with two girls, then had to drop one to class cause we had the same class. weird because i graduated college 3 yrs ago lol.

we drive along these weird roads, and finally get to the classroom. get there, and its also a job orientation for telemarketers.

all of a sudden people burst in the room with guns and start threatening to kill anyone. its a militia of people who were on the do not call list and are angry at telemarketers lol

they have us hddle in the corner and begin to ask us questions and threaten to start killing if no one answers. I raise my hand to answer, then theyinvite me to the front of the room to speak to everyone

i talk about how we try to sell good products that do what they say, and everyone has a choice in life.

next scene im outside as cops arrest the bad guys. apparently my speech was enough to convince them to surrender.

im walking back to my car with the girl i brought, waving bye to all these people whose live i just saved. just feeling really calm and glad i didnt get killed

then i woke up, super weird. maybe i need to get out of call centers