01-01-2017, 04:42 PM
Develop Maximum Sexual Irresistibility 3.0.1
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Quote:DMSI3.0.1A: Month 1, Day 22:
HOLY ***** SHIT DMSI.
Just when you're at your lowest, and you're feeling like the sub isn't actually doing anything, you go out of your way to actually get off your ass and do something, and the whole reality of your existence does a complete 180 turn and your life becomes great.
I went out with two of my buddies from out of town for New Years last night. I wasn't expecting anything at all to happen. I'm completely inexperienced in the 'going out' department, the getting drunk department, and the picking up girls department, but that wasn't going to stop me from having a nice time with my friends. My buddies are older than me (one is 30 and the other is 37), so when we got to the bar we were planning on going to, I was afraid that I'd get stuck talking to some chick over 30 who I wasn't honestly really that into. I know a lot of guys are into older chicks, but I'm really into chicks who are around my age.
While at the first bar we were talking with this semi-famous rock musician and his smoking hot 24 year old girlfriend. I was already really drunk by the time we started talking to this guy, but I IMMEDIATELY noticed that his girlfriend literally COULD NOT STOP staring at me. I was too drunk to talk and was always just kind of standing there in the circle listening politely, but every time I turned to look at this chick, she would BLUSH, break off eye contact, and stare down at her toes.
That has never, ever, ever once happened to me in my entire life, let alone by a really cute girl my own age with an older, more successful, more wealthy and 'attractive' boyfriend.
The first bar got crowded with kids for some reason, so we decided to split for a famous rock & metal bar on the Sunset Strip (which is actually a favorite spot of mine). We immediately got stuck in a conversation for about an hour with these two older women who my buddies were attracted to. They were very drunk and not that attractive to me, and I immediately realized in my head that I was probably going to be third wheeling it for the rest of the night.
Just as soon as I think that, someone taps me from behind on the shoulder. I turn to look, and it's this INSANELY gorgeous girl--she's tall, slender, has a gorgeous face with a really sexy nose, insanely beautiful green eyes--she's my age, and she's everything that I find attractive in a girl and more.
She tells me that all of her friends are huge metalheads, and they've already started hooking up with some metalheads at the bar, but that as soon as she saw me from across the bar she knew she wanted to go talk to 'the guy in the blue shirt' (aka, me). She introduced herself and bought ME a drink.
So we spend about the next hour or so drinking, talking--I tried my first cigarette off of her. At some point, I buy her a drink, and then she buys me another drink.
Then the ball dropped. I had my arm draped awkwardly around her, still too awkward and afraid to do anything more than that. Then she grabs my face and makes out with me for about 30 seconds--tongue and everything.
That, fellas, was my first ever kiss. And it felt great.
After we kissed, I leaned in, and I did something I never thought I would do--I told her that she was my first kiss. She didn't believe me, and instead of driving her away, she just kept on kissing me. Without even hesitating about it, I started grabbing her ass. She started running her fingers through my hair, rubbing my chest, and eventually she starts fondling my crotch while I play with her ass.
An hour goes by, and her designated driver friend tells her she wants to leave (they were from another city a few hours away and needed to drive back). But this amazing, sexy as hell girl can't keep her hands off of me. Finally, the designated driver, their third friend, AND the guy she's hooked up with, all DRAG this girl away from me--but before she goes, she gives me her number, and takes a selfie with me for her contact library.
So, yeah. I'm sure you guys can all understand my excitement--especially because 22 days ago, if I hadn't been on DMSI, none of this would have happened. The fact that an INSANELY gorgeous girl came up to ME, from ACROSS a really crowded, popular, hopping bar on New Years Eve is crazy enough to me--the fact that she bought nerdy, awkward, depressing, anxious ME 2 drinks during the night is crazy to me--the fact that I kissed this girl without basically having to do a single thing to work for it--and then admitted to her something that would drive most girls away, only for it to make her want me that much more--the fact that last night was my actual life and not a surreal, amazing ***** dream--this is all INSANE to me.
Thank you, thank you so much Shannon for making this sub. Last night was by far one of THE BEST nights of my life--and is something that I'll never forget--the first time in my life where I realized truthfully that all of my insane, overly ambitious life goals are actually within reach of me--that there ARE insanely cute girls out there who really DO want me--and that if I can get that insanely gorgeous girl to hit on me, buy me expensive alcohol, make out with me, grope me, and become completely addicted to my touch--even after I told her what a depressing newb I was--I can DEFINITELY write award winning screenplays, and I can definitely achieve every single one of my dreams.
I have the potential, and I have the power. Happy New Years, gentlemen
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