WTF, DMSI.
I just manifested a total babe in the hotel hallway, wearing a clown suite. OK, it wasn't a clown suite but a sexy frilly black and white striped outfit. She was carrying a bag of clanking bottles. I could have accosted her and said "what's in the bag, massage oils?" or physically took her and said "my room is that way"... yet all I managed was a "nice outfit" as she turned the corner right before me.
Other dumb girls I think are trying to subconsciously trigger my predator 'chase' instinct. When I checked in there was a gaggle of teen girls in the lobby who would stare at me. Another duo kept walking back and forth. Then, when I later exited the elevator on my floor, that gaggle of 4 girls started running down the hall away from me right when the door opened (so they didn't really know it was me). OBVIOUSLY these girls want to get chased down and mauled like an antelope.
I only say that because the black hotel desk girl saw me go outside to smoke, then did the exact same thing and walked then started running to her car like a wildebeest in heat, bouncing that booty as much as she could. She grabbed something from her car, but I mean... The signalling is pretty obvious.
Help me out, DMSI.
I just manifested a total babe in the hotel hallway, wearing a clown suite. OK, it wasn't a clown suite but a sexy frilly black and white striped outfit. She was carrying a bag of clanking bottles. I could have accosted her and said "what's in the bag, massage oils?" or physically took her and said "my room is that way"... yet all I managed was a "nice outfit" as she turned the corner right before me.
Other dumb girls I think are trying to subconsciously trigger my predator 'chase' instinct. When I checked in there was a gaggle of teen girls in the lobby who would stare at me. Another duo kept walking back and forth. Then, when I later exited the elevator on my floor, that gaggle of 4 girls started running down the hall away from me right when the door opened (so they didn't really know it was me). OBVIOUSLY these girls want to get chased down and mauled like an antelope.
I only say that because the black hotel desk girl saw me go outside to smoke, then did the exact same thing and walked then started running to her car like a wildebeest in heat, bouncing that booty as much as she could. She grabbed something from her car, but I mean... The signalling is pretty obvious.
Help me out, DMSI.
