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[Shannon]

The strike of stage 5
I was on my way into Manhattan when my brother invited me to a bar apparently
very near where I am staying in Brooklyn. I figured I'd stop by-the place was amazing-full
of gorgeous woman and amazing looking food-two stories with bands playing ect. ect.
I couldn't believe it was like two blocks from my house and I had never been. My brother was hanging out with some of the teachers we used to work with..including of course the large breasted sexy teacher I always had a 'crush' on when I used to work at that school. In any case longer story short..we hooked up all night and then after declining for me to go home with her..several times..she basically just dragged me home..we get back at 5 in the morning but were both exhausted and tipsy.. we have as much fun as you can have when the idiot your with on the sex magnet set forgot condoms-and then she passes out. I can't fall asleep..I'm really horny and know if I can get condoms somehow my mind might rest easier concerning breakfast-and perhaps I can ignore the blue balls and get some shut eye. I try to wake the lady up to tell her I am stepping out but she is clocked out. I leave my coat, my two books and check to make sure the door is unlocked. It is... but when I leave and it shuts I check to see if I can get back in-and it had an automatic lock! Damit-I'm know locked out, Then begins my 1 hour trek home from god knows where deep Brooklyn and now I am writing this and passing out. I'm going back tomorrow come hell and high water-with condoms and taking 'game of thrones' back when I leave.

Rule #1: Always take responsibility for the birth control, even if she says she's done it already.

Rule #2: Birth control is always the responsibility of the man who is intending to use it, not his friends. You wrap your own rascal.

Rule #3: Never be caught dead unprepared for the unexpected opportunity to enjoy the intimate embrace of a willing woman who you are willing to embrace intimately in return.

Have condoms in your bedroom, wallet and car. And replace the ones in your wallet every 6 months if they haven't been used. Wallets are hard on condoms.

Other than being a condom bonehead, congrats on the pull.