(09-12-2016, 07:03 AM)4Kingdoms Wrote: Last night at work, I'm using the restroom. Another male co-worker walks in (we say hi to each other on a daily basis, no conversations, just hi)
Him: What are you doing in my restroom?
Me: lol, Your restroom?
Him: This is the cleanest restroom in the building. So this is where I come.
Me: That's why I use this restroom, it is the cleanest.
Him: When you leave, I'm going into the stall, I'm going to get naked and have a seat.
Me: Get naked?
Him: I do the same thing at home, I can only go if I'm naked.
Haha! This reminds me of a conversation from "The Game":
"Are you waiting for the toilet?" I asked.
"Sort of," he replied nervously. "Go ahead."
I gave him a quizzical look. "Can I tell you something?" he asked.
"Sure."
"I have a lot of trouble peeing beside guys in urinals. When there's another guy standing there, I can't fucking pee. Even if I'm peeing already and
a guy walks up, I stop. And then I just stand there all nervous and shit."
"No one's judging you."
"Yeah," he said. "I remember about a year ago, a guy and I were trying to piss in these urinals that were right next to each other, but we both just ended up standing there. We stood there for around two minutes, recognizing each other's pee-shyness, until I zipped up and went to another
bathroom." He paused. "The guy never thanked me for changing bathrooms that day."
I have absolutely no clue of what to say in both situations if it happens to me. I need to work on my wit just in case - or just listen as Sarge advised. lol
Confront your problems. Walk away from BS. Seek wisdom to know the difference.
