the rejection letter from a interview...sharing just for fun

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Remember that time we all had to face the "unfortunately we are moving forward you are not qualified for this position but we will keep your resume on file" rejection letter after an interview?

Well usually I would have just read it and been like ok it is what it is with a bad after taste in the mouth sort of feeling.


This time I decided to make a reply to them whether they reply to me or not....so here it goes...the following is a letter from the hr employer:


December 28, 2015

Dear Tyler,

We appreciate your interest in furthering your career by joining the team at JPS Health Network. Despite your qualifications and experience, we have decided not to pursue for the Psych Tech position.

Please know this response is in reference to the position listed above. If you have applied for other positions in the network, those opportunities are still under review and you will be notified promptly of your standing in the process.

We strongly encourage you to continue to review and apply for positions in the network. New opportunities arise frequently and you may be the perfect candidate for one of those positions. As a reminder, you need to apply for each position you are interested in pursuing. We wish you success in securing the position that not only helps you attain your career goals, but also provides rich satisfaction for your life.

Sincerely,

JPS Talent Management Department


Now here is my response to his email above: (note that this is the expectations and anticipations of what I say becuz of what AM 6 will make me become:

That's okay. I am kind of relieved that you didn't hire me; I have had such a tough time in the mental health industry even as an intern like I have deep rooted social anxiety so I am not "comfortable" around workers. I need to grow as an alpha male and act more confident and assertive at that.

I also appreciate you letting me know about the hiring whether a yes or no.

So let me do you a favor and grow as an alpha male and come back to re interview with a better more cutting edge personality and more confident. After all, people love a man who is more confident and assertive. Heck I wasn't a people person anyways with my social anxiety.

Give me about a little over 6 months and I will be back as a new person.

Nonetheless why exactly did you not hire me I am just curious for the actual reason. This way I can work on it after 6 months and re apply as a newer personality developed person.

2016 for me will be better and hopefully more guarantees.

I am assuming I was over qualified because I want to go into LPC which is overqualified for someone in this position.

Thanks


Okay maybe it sounded a bit rude, immature, and unprofessional.....but I tried to output a "it didnt phase me" type of attitude.....kind of like "you dont own my soul" just because I got rejected. That's the first time I ever did anything like that above....I bet you I wouldve not even done that if I didnt know AM 6 or IML......kinda like "you dont know what youre in for" mwahahahha....ok but there you go. Enjoy!

I wouldn't be surprised if they read that and think "Maybe we should have hired that guy."

Lol thanks for the positive feedback; I heard an audiobook once upon a time maybe a lil over a year ago about persuasion.

In it, the narrator says that even though you do not get reply or reconsidered the bittersweet story is that you will never know what kind of mark you left on their interpretation even if they go with not responding back to you but you can feel justified that you may have left them with a feeling of "maybe I made a mistake on the decision" sort of feel.

Same thing at my ex employment is that I had a similar kind of response email to an employer that gave me the boot (at the preschool). Hoping that it leaves some kind of mark on him for the rest of his life even though he won't acknowledge my justified email. Oh and between you guys and I, I still have to leave a hate message on my ex company's facebook page....mwahahhah