02-08-2013, 02:06 PM
I was at McDonald's just yesterday, and there were two women and a man behind the counter. The man was serving me, but both women were giving me the green light, huge smiles, going out of their way to help, etc. I looked to my left and saw a display with a bunch of plastic pretzels in it, so I looked the guy dead in the eye and said, "So, how many of these plastic pretzels do you sell?"
Now mind you, I was saying this to the guy, and intentionally ignoring the women. He cracked up, and so did they. I said it to him partly because he was serving me, and partly because the less you drool over a woman, the more she will want you. Not that either of them was drool worthy, but the point stands.
It's fun, and funny. I said it because it made me laugh as much as because it made them laugh. I said it in the right way to make it funny. And by the time I left, they (the females) were very obviously seeking any excuse to talk to me.
It doesn't take much. Be silly. Be funny. Make yourself laugh as much as them. Have fun with it. Be ridiculous. Making her feel good and have a good time will naturally make her want to be around you - just like you would naturally want to be around a woman who made you feel good and have a good time.
Now mind you, I was saying this to the guy, and intentionally ignoring the women. He cracked up, and so did they. I said it to him partly because he was serving me, and partly because the less you drool over a woman, the more she will want you. Not that either of them was drool worthy, but the point stands.
It's fun, and funny. I said it because it made me laugh as much as because it made them laugh. I said it in the right way to make it funny. And by the time I left, they (the females) were very obviously seeking any excuse to talk to me.
It doesn't take much. Be silly. Be funny. Make yourself laugh as much as them. Have fun with it. Be ridiculous. Making her feel good and have a good time will naturally make her want to be around you - just like you would naturally want to be around a woman who made you feel good and have a good time.
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The scientist has a question to find an answer for. The pseudo-scientist has an answer to find a question for. ~ "Failure is the path of least persistence." - Chinese Fortune Cookie ~ Logic left. Emotion right. But thinking, straight ahead. ~ Sperate supra omnia in valorem. (The value of trust is above all else.) ~ Meowsomeness!