12-24-2016, 10:01 AM
So, dropped by my doctor this morning to drop off some papers from my fresh new healthcare insurance policy (look at me, being an adult and stuff with GOOD health insurance). After telling her my symptoms and running a few tests -- which she offered for free... weird, not that I think about because she was also touching my neck and shit like that -- she confirmed that I'm suffering from bird flu (Influenza A). It's a particularly nasty mutation that's spreading like wildfire through NC, SC, GA and some other areas.
So -- that should put an end to the DMSI causing infections thing. I was one of the first people to even mention it, but I was totally joking. Didn't realize it was going to become a meme. Come on, guys, while I'm sure it's in the realm of possibility that resistance could cause an infection, it's MUCH more likely that it's just cold and flu season and we're all getting hit at once. You know... since that's what viruses tend to do?
Anyway, when I explained to her that this flu has felt like a moderate to severe cold at most, she told me that I was very fortunate, as she had seen some SERIOUS cases come through in the past few days. She asked me if I had been "drinking my milk," smiled, and squeezed my bicep, which has gotten a lot bigger since boxing training. She'd better stop with that sh*t because she gets banged.
I mean, who cares that she's like 59.
Anyway, MIR has paid for itself in droves at this point. Some of my friends that were hit with this mess spent 2-3 weeks out of commission. Also, I still haven't taken any medicine outside of cough drops.
So -- that should put an end to the DMSI causing infections thing. I was one of the first people to even mention it, but I was totally joking. Didn't realize it was going to become a meme. Come on, guys, while I'm sure it's in the realm of possibility that resistance could cause an infection, it's MUCH more likely that it's just cold and flu season and we're all getting hit at once. You know... since that's what viruses tend to do?
Anyway, when I explained to her that this flu has felt like a moderate to severe cold at most, she told me that I was very fortunate, as she had seen some SERIOUS cases come through in the past few days. She asked me if I had been "drinking my milk," smiled, and squeezed my bicep, which has gotten a lot bigger since boxing training. She'd better stop with that sh*t because she gets banged.
I mean, who cares that she's like 59.
Anyway, MIR has paid for itself in droves at this point. Some of my friends that were hit with this mess spent 2-3 weeks out of commission. Also, I still haven't taken any medicine outside of cough drops.